• sm: what do you mean you dont have money for food
  • xiuhan: givenchy
  • sm: we stock you with all the clothes you could ever dream of, why do you keep shopping
  • xiuhan: GIVENCHY THO
  • Chen: For the last time, Sehun, I will not beta your chankai fic. No one wants to beta your chankai fic
  • Tao: I'll beta your chankai fic!
  • Sehun: Marry me
mistintrees:
“ this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
“I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT” ”

geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

you’re on our list.

(via lecumbucket-deactivated20140507)

danthemedicman:
“ heathers-rivera:
“ Family added a sandbox to their baby’s grave so big brother could “play with” him when they visit the cemetery
”
Excuse me while I violently sob
”

putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(via olitwister)

8oo:

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

(via olitwister)

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(via best-text-posts)

lukeisherenow:

obeyinggravity:

obeyinggravity:

Fucking german sausages

they’re the würst

image

(Source: yungjpg, via best-text-posts)