王嘉爾 ;

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification

(Source: aru, via artbymoga-deactivated20200516)

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bekah-michelle:

I love Jane Lynch

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barfingunicorn:
“ sciencebranchblues:
“ vagisodium:
“ apriki:
“ never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
”
its happening
”
It gets even better...

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bikinimybottom:
funfandoms:
inbox:
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either

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me everyday: well that was stupid

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phantasticphil:

lifes-little-ways:
when your mum doesn’t bring home pizza
‘do your homework’
'school tomorrow’
'no we can’t get mcdonalds you need to stop eating so much fast food’
when your best friend dies and you’re the one that murdered them

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reblog if your name isn’t Hans.

invaderzim13gir:

anirtak420:
swanqueenandrizzles:
lalalandofsuicide:
kintrafim:
comeinwiththarain:
immortal-goldfish:
skadiyoko:
pastassassins:
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
3,531,544 non-Han’s
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via deathssonlee)

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espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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