sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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“YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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totheinternetandbeyond:

some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie

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thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”

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shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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yungterra:

jaclcfrost:

it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

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disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

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