王嘉爾 ;

i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that

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jetrocketskates:

“Friendzoned again!” I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

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when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing

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scarecrowcoffee:

do i sleep or watch one more episode???

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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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chibiknightcrossing:

chibiknightcrossing:
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post

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m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled

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aneastcoastbreeze:
vvhitehouse:
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
instant cute outfit with minimal effort
it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

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