officialunitedstates: “dilfgod: “ mapsontheweb: “ Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’ ” when will the rest of the world catch up ” this map makes no sense the oceans arent white ”
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dont-open-fever-inside:

officialunitedstates:

at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want.  within reason of course dont embarrass yourself

Hats are the best shoes tbh

youre going to embarrass yourself

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officialunitedstates:

Transform any boat into a sailboat with a stick and a shirt

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piperjean123:

officialunitedstates:

#tbt to when the dinosaurs all died.  it was a thursday.  i know that because im a scientist

Can the science side of tumblr confirm this?

hello yes sciency side here.  I can confirm this is correct

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mirandaisnothere:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

WHAT THE WHAT

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deathslittlegirllizu: “Sure you are GD ”
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dogscan: “ Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then...
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swaggiethough:

hello 911 i accidentally missed my moms calls 13 times in a row i think I need to be in a protection program

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alcblueyes:

theactualharrystyles:

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”

well yeah

everyone was talking about it

i got curious

i watched it

and i liked it

how is that a bad thing

Thank you

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