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If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

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The first person to discover static electricity must have been shocked

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world’s okayest friend

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whens the last time these rich ass celebrities used a paper plate

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when cute boys initiate conversation with you
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Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

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COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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Science side of tumblr why am I so hot

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