kingofclubpenguin:

well excuse you

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nowaclubpenguinblog:

racism

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nowaclubpenguinblog:

Things you witness while hiding in ovens in people’s houses on Club Penguin

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erectboohbah:

allyallyphobia:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  we see colors based on various wavelengths of light that travel here from the sun.  in other solar systems, all of their colors would be completely different, because they have a different sun

This is bullshit. Have you never taken physics

officialunitedstates is a joke blog

I am an art blog

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Anonymous Asked:
Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into 8 peoples asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it's nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. Stay strong

My Answer:

officialunitedstates:

I get about 750 of these every day.  That’s 6000 messages I have to send daily.  I’m tired.  I want to stop.  I haven’t played with my remote controlled helicopter in over 48 hours…. when will it end

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officialunitedstates:

You’re the Delilah to my Hey There

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officialunitedstates:

Your lips were like the interior of a bee’s hive

Honeyish

hella sticky

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officialunitedstates:

I want to take you into my arms and gently toss you into a pool of your least favorite type of jello

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officialunitedstates:

This girl in my accounting class asked why our professor wasn’t reminding us to do the homework.  She said “how are we supposed to know what homework to even do?” and he said “do you have a syllabus?” and she said “yes” and he said “it’s on the syllabus.”   this took place roughly four weeks into the class

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